Finals Week- Fact vs. Myth

It's finals week, my first of many. In high school finals week was really the only week I actually did work. I remember hearing about finals week in college... sadly most of the horror stories are true, however not all of them. So here's a nice little list of the myths of finals week, and the facts. Enjoy (:

P.S. This post is meant to be funny, don't take it too seriously, but feel free to add onto the list in the comment section

WHAT YOU'VE HEARD: 

• You'll have to pull all nighters


• If you fail your final, you'll fail your class


• 24/7 quiet hours


• No one parties


• The library is packed


• People sleep in weird places, like in their cars, in the library, at starbucks, etc


• You'll forget to eat due to studying


• You have to study 24-7


• You wake up feeling hungover because you studied so hard


• Everyone looks like zombies


• Most finals are not curved


• There will be questions on the final about things you don't even remember learning


• You have to make up for slacking the first half of the semester by getting a good grade on your final


• It seems like everyone is on Adderall


• Starbucks and other coffee shops will have extended hours


• You'll spend more money on food and coffee than the rest of semester combined


• You will find the most creative ways to procrastinate then you ever had in your entire life


• Makeup is no longer existent for the female population


• Almost everyone walks around in sweats or pajamas


• You'll probably pretend to be productive and calculate how badly you can do on the test to pass the class


• Panic.


• You will get weird cramps from looking down at your notes, typing on your computer, or laying in strange positions to read your books


• The final will be nothing like the midterm


• Most of you will accept the fact that you will fail, and will then fall into a comfortable feeling of complete defeat


• Netflix.


• This week will probably be the first time you open your $500 textbook

MYTHS:

• Sadly, these are all true. You basically will hate your life- you might as well know the truth so it won't be as much of a shock when it happens.

GOOD LUCK ON FINALS EVERYONE!