People you'll meet in college

When you move to college one of the most amazing parts are the people, you meet hundreds of people in a matter of a few days, then you spend the next few weeks sifting through picking who your close friends are and who you want to steer clear from. This is my very opinionated and sarcastic list of the types of people you'll meet in college. (Please don't take it too seriously it's a joke and just for fun, none of these personalities are based on specific people).

(In progress)

1. "Stuck in HS": This guy either loved high school and was king of the school, or he hated it and wants everyone to think he was king of the school. He'll constantly talk about his high school sport teams and tell you all about his "glory days". You'll be nice at first, then after a few weeks you'll decide to find some other folks to hangout with.


2. "Stupid Major": This guy thinks that their major is the best there is, and that no matter what, every job will just be dying to hire them. But you know that their major is probably going to just put them in debt with a job they would've gotten in middle school. They're nice and fun but after hearing them nag about your major and them bragging about their future, you won't be able to handle it anymore.


3. "Spoiled Brat": Their parents are paying for EVERYTHING, they get sent new clothes every few weeks, fly out to visit family once a month and are constantly complaining about how little they have. They've never worked a day in their life and expect everyone to cater to their needs (*Warning* This may also be known as "The Single Child"). It's all fine until you have to be paired up with them for group projects and they try to give you all the work. These guys aren't going to make it in the real world without their mom and dad.


4. "Bitchy McBitch": She might be your friend's girlfriend, a roommate or just some girl, but for no reason what-so-ever, she hates you. She gives you dirty looks, she'll throw in some rude comments here and there, and everyone else (especially boys) seem to adore her. Why? No one knows. You can't even talk bad about her because everyone loves her but you. She's a backstabbing bitch and there's nothing you can do about it.


5. "Semi-Normal": They're funny, laid back, get their work done, and overall are normal people. The only problem is, because they're average, you can never really get super close with them. They usually group together but you're not exactly sure who they really hangout with.


6. "Frat Guys/ Sorority Girls": They're not as bad as you think, some of them are nice, sweet people.... during the day. But come on folks, when you have 200+ women in one house, there are bound to be bitches, whores, and crazy people. And guys- they just want to drink and hookup. You can be friends, or even be one of these guys, just don't let the classic stereotypes come back to get you, stay true to yourself. (These are the guys you want to party with, if that's your scene).

Help me add to the list! Leave some suggestions in the comments!